Friday, October 14, 2005

Mama's Gotta Jukebox: mp3 breast implants

File this one under "Insane Idea of the Week".

"Here's an appealing thought: an mp3 breast implant which will allow surgically-enhanced girls to store and play back their entire music collections from their 36DD assets...."flexible plastic electronics would sit inside the breast. A signal would be relayed to headphones, while the device would be controlled by Bluetooth using a panel on the wrist" Read the rest here.

No word on when the iWang will be available.


Anonymous said...


I'm thinking of some ridiculous situtations for these MP3-girls. Bah, not some, but thousands.

Princess Alpenrose said...

Takes a guy to think of that one.

Women are thinking: Great! Now what happens when the technology changes? Surgery every 3 months or so????