This had me almost choking on my coffee this morning...Definitely "Fark" worthy news:
"The police chief in New Riegel, Ohio, woke up in the middle of the night to sounds of someone playing Beethoven on his piano. Chief Steve Swartzmiller grabbed his gun and went to investigate. He found 19-year-old Shawn Chadwell drunk and playing the keyboard. "
Read all about it here