This is almost too funny.
"If recent news reports are to be believed, there are people in this country who go about snatching pianos. They first ask their intended victim for direction (or sometimes for the time of day.) If the victim is unthinking enough to oblige, they repay him by shrinking his piano and spiriting it away.
"In just one week recently, at least six cases of snatched pianos were reported in different parts of Jos, the Plateau State capital. The cases involved both males and females whose pianos allegedly disappeared "upon contact with middle-aged piano-snatchers."
WTF? Read the rest here.
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